Poetry: Spectacles Testicles

Spectacles Testicles by Candy V

Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

Aliens, robots, elusive Sasquatch

Big Brother is watching, little sister don’t care

Tinfoil hats and magic underwear

Hail Mary, hail Jim Jones, and hail David Duke

\Transubstantiate Kool-Aid and choke on the puke.

Refuse blood transfusions and shun the vaccine.

Buy into my downline. This thing’s evergreen!

Send prayers to Jesus, but also your cash.

Dress up like a mason; robe, apron, and sash.

The Lord may be Shepherd, but we're mountain goats.

If sheep can’t keep secrets, we’ll cut all their throats.

Eye of a newt plus tail of a rat,

And a Home Depot level can prove the earth flat.

I do my own research. Don’t call me a liar!

Paperback or hardcover, it’s fuel for the fire.